I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking Luas. No? I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking 46a? No? How about: I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking Dart?
Samuel Jackson stars in Snakes on a Plane where he will utter the immortal line “I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane”, which was not in the original movie but thanks to the online population of future fans who got an impersonator to say the line and in turn the studio decided to use the line and refilmed some scenes. And so the fans are writing the films now.
As an aside, since when is Brian O’Driscoll working in hollywood?
And now the point to this post. Via BreakingNews.ie comes news that the Dublin Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has rescued 10 escaped snakes in various parts of Dublin in recent weeks.
If you do find a snake on the run (or is that snake on the slither?), then contact the DSPCA on 01 493 5502/4 to come collect it. They may even send Sam motherfucking Jackson to motherfucking collect the motherfucking snake.
Snakes stopped being hip two months ago Damien, please try to keep up.