Can anyone decode the lyrics? It mentions Bertie and Harney. I’m actually impressed (no really) with the clever lyrics that I can make out. Gift Grub material, almost. The person that uploaded this video called them bigots, I don’t see how. Boggers maybe.
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Young Fine Gael sing Enda Enda Enda
June 16th, 2008What are ComReg up to these days?
June 15th, 2008Well according to the eTenders site, the Telecoms Poodle are
Looking to hire someone to write a report for them on the Digital Dividend:
To enter into a contract (commencing on 31 July 2008) for the provision consultancy advice for the Commission for Communications Regulation (hereafter referred to as ComReg) on a suitable approach to its Digital Dividend strategy. It is intended that the consultants will produce a report, based on experience of other countries, which have begun implementing Digital Dividend, and an overview of Digital Dividend strategies adopted there to ensure that consumers will benefit from the future release of Digital Dividend spectrum.
The Digital Dividend is that spectrum released when analogue TV is switched off. Something that will not happen for years in Ireland I should think, though it’s meant to be 2012 in most places. The EU has yet to make a proper decision on it and some consultation about it is meant to happen later this year.
Ofcom, a proper telecoms regulator started their consultation in 2005 on this and another this month.
Another report needed on the shutting down of GSM frequency bands and telcos moving to full 3G.
The purpose of this tender is to engage the services of an experienced and suitably qualified professional contractor to analyse the technical implications of liberalisation of the 900MHz and 1800MHz GSM bands, taking into account the expiry dates of existing GSM licences on behalf of the Commission.
And finally a tender to Build and run a call centre for ComReg. Ah handy, outsourcing their “Hah, you must be joking, that’s not our problem, go back to your telco and sort it amongst yourselves.” phoneline. Surely a recording would do?
Report: Internet nearly twice as influential as TV in Europe
June 13th, 2008Read this highly interesting post from Matt Dickman about his employer’s report on digital influence.
As you can see the internet is more influential in each country than any other type of media. It’s nearly twice as influential as TV and eight times more influential than traditional print media. Interestingly, consumers spend a marginal amount more time on TV than the Internet, but it’s not effecting their decisions proportionally.
The study found that consumer behavior falls into one of five categories. They are research, commerce, communication, mobility and publishing.

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Upcoming Blogging and Online Marketing training events
June 13th, 2008In association with the Irish Computer Society I’m doing a Business Blogging Training course on Tuesday June 24th and an Online Marketing training course on July 8th. If you’re interested in attending then contact the ICS.
Both the Blogging course and the Online Marketing course are interactive and you’ll be doing practical stuff. Watching Powerpoints wastes everyone’s time.

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Fluffy Links – Friday the 13th of June 2008
June 13th, 2008What a great post. Blogging really is therapeautic.
Alexia has a new blog gaff.
South of Dub. Property blog. Very interesting stuff on it.
Well done to the Dial2Do folks who won the SVASE Launch in Silicon Valley.
David Behan has launched an online memorial service. Congrats.
Seriously? Eamon Ryan opts out of addressing data retention issues? He’s Comms Minister, the law is all about spying on our communications.
So Linux on servers is greener?
Microsoft sync software, not one, not two but how many different ones have they got?
Fred Wilson gives good advice on conducting meetings that won’t waste your time.
Twingly – New blog search engine. Meant to be less spammy.
It was a hidden setting but you can enable the iPod 3G videoconferencing system easily enough.
Black Affair – It’s Real
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Gotta love Freedom of Information requests
June 12th, 2008Tis the season for FOI requests innit? Another one from the DCENR (pdf) where Finian McGrath writes to Eamon Ryan and asks him to have a phonebox removed from a neighbourhood in Marino. The forwarded letter from the constituent is funny but tragic.
From what I have seen the phone box serves the following purposes in descending order.
1. Target for throwing practice – which results in glass shattered all over the street and the footpath.
2. Public Toilet.
3. Drinking Den and subsequent dumping spot for Vodka bottles
4. Meeting place for drunken youths
5. Phone box
RTÉ News Now launches – A new 24-hour online news ‘channel’
June 12th, 2008Blurb:
RTÉ News Now is the only place you can watch the latest Irish news from anywhere in the world.
Watch up-to-the-minute news streamed 24 hours a day, seven days a week with live coverage of special events and full-length current affairs programmes.
http://www.rte.ie/live/index.html?news
Realplayer or Windows Media Player only. Hmm.
FindaRestaurant.ie get it right
June 12th, 2008So my Blacklisting post got a lot of attention, here’s an example of getting it right when approaching bloggers or anyone really:
Hi Damien,
We viewed a link from mulley.net for Cava Restaurant to FindaRestaurant.ie – and just want to say ‘thanks’ for the link – your site is very informative.
Again – many thanks.
Warmest regards,
Debra.
Imagine if every company thanked someone for a link, just like bloggers do when someone links to them. It says a company is listening, they’re thankful for the link and they don’t try and sell you anything in addition either.
Fluffy Links – Thursday June 12th 2008
June 12th, 2008Una lists reasons to Vote Yes today. They’re good. I think we should vote yes too for many reasons including to not let Kiddie Gael ruin it all because of their antics.
Jazz has a bluffers guide to Lisbon.
More again on Lisbon from Alex.
Green Ink reintroduced me to this post on Didl. You musta check it out.
Ben talks about the biggest hype of this year with version 2.0.
Fantastic in-depth interview with Kevin Fox from FriendFeed who previously worked in Google on GMail’s user interface in the area of user experience design.
Another contrarian view of the One Laptop Per Child project and the effectiveness of it.
Caught Lying – Dept of Comms lie to RTE’s Prime Time and more
June 12th, 2008So I did more FOI requests and found yet more interesting stuff. Ironically after mentioning before what one can find on the DCENR website, the Irish Times scooped me to my scoop and have an article about the info in the docs today.
In summary:
- The DCENR deliberately misled Prime Time about the resources for the National Broadband Scheme for their investigation on Feb 14th.
- Until Feb 2008 there was no fulltimer in DCENR assigned to the National Broadband Tender.
- One of the only two people working on it left and was replaced in February by an existing DCENR staffer, all that experience and knowledge is gone.
- For the tender to actually work from July onwards, there needs to be 3 more staff which it seems have not been hired.
If you go through these documents (which cost me around €150 btw, so much for Freedom of Information!) you can see this as a story of a few REALLY GOOD people in the Department of Communications doing their best to actually get something done in regards to broadband and massive stupidity and bureaucracy are getting in the way.
So Prime Time asked the DCENR about lack of resources for the NBS, this is what the Dept sent to them:
On page 3 of this pdf:
Dated 14th Feb 2008
NBS Steering Committee
The National Broadband Scheme (NBS) is led by a ten person Steering Committee, charied by DCENR’s Asst Secretary, Mr. Peter O’Neill who had overall responsibility for Communications Policy within the Department.
It yammers on about other stuff about the Committee and makes it out like a lot of people are involved but further down we see that a Dept. official points out two non Department staff ARE the NBS.
NBS Working Group
The NBS Working Group (WG) is chaired by Mr. Ken Spratt, Principal, Communications Development Divison, DCENR. The WG also includes Dr. Yvonne McCarthy, Analyst DECNR, and Mr. Eric Tomkins, ComReg. Both Dr. McCarthy and Mr. Tomkins are full-time members of the Working Group.The WG is advised by Analysis Mason Group on the technical, economic and commercial aspects
We now take a jump back in time to when a new guy took over the section and tried to get stuff done:
Page 5:
03 August 2006:
“Staffing issues are all tied up in decentralisation programme – in essence we cannot get staff from outside unless they sign up to go to Cavan and there are simply little or no volunteers for that. We are fast approaching major difficulties throughout the department and will be reaising these matters with finance in near future”
18 months later, has much changed? No.
Page 16 and Page 17
Dated January 11th 2008
Summary
1. Various recent developments have given rise to extreme pressure on existing staff within my area. Additionally, new divisional objectives for 2008 will require additional resources. Accordingly, I request (i) the filling of existing vacancies, with suitably competent staff, as soon as possible and (ii) the timely assignment of additional resources to attend to new work items. Requested:
2 competent AOs and 1 competent EO immediately;
May 2008 onwards: 1 competent EO, 1 competent CO plus additional resources required to implement any recommendations arising from the Next Generation Broadband Policy Paper.Recent Developments
2. General: The existing bar on recruitment of new resources to the Department gave rise to staffing difficulties during 2007. In order to deliver on commitments, I had to resort to hiring consultants to fill two key AO roles ((i) Digital Hub/National Digital Research Centre and (ii) National Broadband Scheme.) I also had to use a Stagiaire in an EO role.…
5. NBS: Again, due to the existing bar on recruitment of new resources to the Department, I have no civil servant working on the National Broadband Scheme. (this was bolded by him) The work is being done by an AP level Analyst on secondment from ComReg and a former Stagiaire hired as a consultant (the hiring of the Stagiaire has given rise to an FOI request from the PSEU) The Analyst is due to take [REMOVED] in February and has been [REMOVED] she is unlikely to return before [REMOVED] begins. Her absence is requiring significant additional input to the NBS by me. A suitable replacement (with project management and telecoms experience) is required but is not available within the Department. The role will need to be filled as a matter of urgency.
7. Anticpated developments with the National Broadband scheme
A contract for the provision on broadband services under the National Broadband Scheme is expected to be signed in June 2008. Once a service provider has been appointed and begins to roll out services, the attention of the NBS section (Analyst on secondment and Consultant) will turn to monitoring the contract. [removed]
The section will also need to handle matters that are relevant to the Department e.g. NBS customer queries, complaints, reps, PQs, briefing etc8. It is likely that the level of work will be quite intensive until such time as the scheme is completely rolled out (July 2008 to December 2009) and then begin to fall off from 2010 onwards. The section will require 1 AP (role will be filled by the Analyst until end 2009) and AO [removed], 1 EO and 1 CO
On Page 49:
I summarise below the staff changes which have impacted on my side since the end of 2007 –
1 Niall bishop, who was working more than half of his time on the NDRC left the Department at the end of 2007 and I have not been assigned a replacement – this post was lost.
2. Garry Purcell, who was working was the HEO in this area in 2007, was assigned out of this area to the NBS at the end of February 2008.
3. While Roisin Garland, HEO, was assigned in Garry’s place in early March [REMOVED] and she was re-assigned to PAD in April 2008.
End of Feb 2008 means after the Prime Time report. So what we have is the Dept telling Prime Time they are very well staffed for NBS when the reality was there were only two people and one of them was gone at the end of Feb and a new resource was only appointed later. That’s not fudging, that’s lying to Prime Time.